Only in the boondocks of Mississippi can you find a city named QUITMAN. Naturally I assumed it was named and populated with negroes, but according to their census, the Negros had a negative population percent....Pause... Negative? Yes, that's right, their were 3 negroes there last year, but the white supremacist mayor shot them down accidentily mistaking them for 'jiggaboos' (the term he uses for Black Bears)... surrre...
I have a feeling this desolate wasteland will soon be filled with rehab centers for all the celebs, what better way to isolate yourself?
