Out of Africa

I once read a book about the origins of Ebola in the Congo and what the US would be like if the Ebola Virus at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta would somehow break loose into society. Never in my wildest dreams did I think apes, chimpanzees, or any primate for that matter, could act any more biserck than one inflicted with the Ebola virus… until now. On Saturday morning at approximately 5 am I was attacked by a chimpanzee. A very clever one that chimp was, for I was suddenly faced with the nightmare of being tossed, nearly smothered, and then hit on the head with a 5’ x 3’ dry erase board. Seems I have a evolved a little bit past the chimp, for miraculously I escaped the building unharmed. Only a few minor flesh wounds. After escaping an angry crowd of pygmies who attacked our covered wagon in the Congo at the age of 5, I found it hard to believe that 17 years later I would find myself confronted by the same moley creatures.