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My Office


I realized this morning that my office was filled with a bunch of degenerates. Except for a few, they really are losers. While i'm over here in my wonderful cubicle, my 400 pound office worker stands against the wall chit chatting and explaining to my other loser co-workers that she is going to procrastinate for several hours. Speaking of her in particular... last week on casual friday, she comes up to me and says "you know you can wear jeans on friday?" ... I was wearing khakis and a polo. I felt like saying to her, "you know you can wear a tent on friday", "coleman has it's new line out, i saw it at the hunting store". She is so obnoxious - one of those people you really just want to pummel in the face with a frying pan or hit in the teeth with a bag of snow melting salt and then grind it into her eyes.

In other news, I'm thinking about giving church a try.

Bravo on the videos my compatriate. Muah.

2 commentaires:

Jo Harper a dit…

I love your blog - Fat people make me puke!

Anonyme a dit…

Well written article.