Espression

Use your best black person/ebonics impression when you read it to yourself

Today my baby girl 18th birthday .......I be so glad that this be my last child support pay ment! Month atter month, year after year, all dose pay ments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be getting' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the  espression that's on yo mama's face."
So my baby girl she take the check over to her. Uhh -  I be so anxious to hear what she be gonna say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say tell you that "you aint my daddy ........... and watch the espression on yo face....."